Earlier in the day, the brothers put in the biggest performance of the day on the smallest stage. New music showcase buzz is often wildly over exaggerated, but it seems that all of those who returned from The Great Escape enthralled by the two brothers making Eurovision style pop had a point. Proudly performing to a backing track, Faux Real give off the energy of a middle America shopping mall tour to break a new boy band in 1999, where the band think it’s going better than it is. Or Will Ferrell’s latest Netflix movie. Elliott and Virgile – dressed in what else but white parachute pants and white crop tops, until they stripped to their 6-packs – danced their choreographed routines expertly out of time for added deadpan larks, high-kicked through a crowd very much along for the ride, and constantly pushed the oversexualised tropes of NSYNC et al. to lip-quivering breaking point. Aged somewhere between 24 and 44, they are very much in on the joke, perhaps because the songs themselves remain so unavoidably addictive. This is about as seriously as music should often take itself, which masked club demon Lynks [top image] reasserted later on on the same stage, when he (ever so slightly) scaled down his prop-heavy Abomination tour for 45 minutes of queer electroclash alt. bangers, still managing to crowbar in confetti cannons, a wedding veil costume change, tennis balls launched into the crowd, and Shloer sprayed into the front row as if it were champagne, while speak-singing lyrics like: “Everyone’s hot, and I’m not / Everyone’s fit, and I’m shit”.
New York band YHWH Nailgun (pronounced ‘yar-way nailgun’) were the find of the day for anyone liking their music more Black Midi than Black Lace. Like the south London band, they are virtuosic in their playing (especially drummer Sam Pickard), also pulling on improv jazz as much as no wave squall. Vocalist Zack Borzone has a distinctive style too, growling and yelping so deeply and erratically that it’s hard to distinguish if he’s singing in English or a language of his own making. Their mathier end is where the Black Midi comparison rings true, but there’s also a slam dance energy to YHWH Nailgun that has more in common with hardcore bands like Show Me The Body.